in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

no idea what this means

lemon lime spine

avoid airport baggage confusion by creating a whole new kind of confusion

thank u… i learned a lot..

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?

you die in real life.

#the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse

……. I beg your pardon

Beg

@spadesplack

I love “asdgjfhdkjnb” and “JFKJDHSGKJHDHS” culture

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

Perks of dating me: we can nap constantly

There’s no rule against having Bugs Bunny as your fursona but he is an extremely powerful being and most people who attempt to harness his energy end up as a burned out husk within a fursuit