danielisnotafluid

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

each of these images is kinda funny on their own but seeing them all back to back makes me want to kill someone

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Raven... it's a name that stands for freedom -- the will to choose. I think the decals suit you. Whatever you choose... I'll support you.

im curious what's the first meme you remember seeing? mine was numa numa

wow some of yall are babies

Remember that you can't hurt everyone