welcome home, good hunter.

im not complaining because i expect you to fix anything im complaining to bond with you. omggggg find your hater spirit

anyone else feel compelled to be like “☝️ ‼️” when your birth date is mentioned in either fiction or nonfiction but then sometimes you be watching true crime and it’s like “the victim’s eviscerated remains were located on november 27th” and you’re like ah.. birthday.. ☝️.. but i am sorry

"my friend said" "oh, a friend recommended it" tumblr mutual

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

combining light and dark soy sauce to make morally ambiguous and nuanced soy sauce

those sick perverts at oreo are always crossbreeding their cookies with anything they can get their hands on

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.