Danger G

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

Well I'm not too upset by this but how?

...uh huh, uh huh...

Every single Power Ranger, you say?

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count dracula? uhhh ok. one

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

cmon they just started… give it some time

I've been he/it

I Now Pronouns You Dead

and wife

You need to collect “weird” experiences. You need to. Because whenever u get a ride from someone they always say “sorry it’s a mess” and I tell them “I literally rode trunk one time I do not care” just to hear what their weird reaction noise is. “Choking on spit” is my favourite btw