It’s so OOC! Goddamn! >.< But still…
The first date: Hello, Alpha!
*Vova=Vovan – short form for Vladimir.
*Vova, an engineer. Aleksis used to drink with him*
V: Hi, guys, long time no see! Today I’ll show you your new Jaeger and tell about what it can do!
Vova*speaking very fast*: We improve itallot! Now it is 84 meters height, 6912 tons, two Tesla fists 415 kilovolt each and powerful turbines!More over unpimpit’s armor and made him the most powerful of his kind! But, I have to say it badly redound upon it speed and manoeuvrability– so it’s quite clumsy…
A: Calm down, Vova! We’ll see everything in a moment…
S&A: Total coolness! O___O
V: Here’s your Cherno Alpha!
A: Ok, Vovan, now tell what else it has!
S: What else it can do, when we can try it?
*(“Goddamn, give me two!” – popular Russian joke)
V: O-kaaaaaaaay! Let’s see… What did we put in there?…
V: Ah! So well! It absents!
V: No, what did you expect? Traditionally, like all first tanks of T-seria! No evacuation! So please ride it carefully! ‘Cause if something happened – you’ll fuck up together with Alpha!
A: FUCK, VOVA! WHAT THE HELL!?
V: Why me? I’ve made what they gave me to do!
A: But I love you more than whole world!
It’s actually true about “traditionally”. During II World War tank T9 had nickname “mass grave for three”. So When I heard that Cherno Alpha is a Tank T-seria and it doesn’t have evacuation… Oh well expactable…
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