Dandy

DUDE. Oh, my god, you can just feel all the effort and love that was put into this video, this is amazing!

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

this is so fucking funny

SHUT THE HELL

The accuracy!!

OMG

This is the money clefairy, reblog and money will come your way

Sometimes I check my messages to make sure I still have none

sext: hey i’m genuinely wondering how youre doing