the world is not enough

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

i love tragic characters who get their whole world ripped out from underneath them and then completely fuck themselves and everyone around them over in the most violent unnecessary ways imaginable

ijust think its fun when a character loses something important to them and decides to kill people and then themselves about it

its always so odd when someone follows you without even liking a single post of yours. what did you follow me for mysterious stranger. what post did you like. did you like a post from fuckoff narnia years of my blog where i posted about some bullshit i don't post about anymore or a post i made 5 minutes ago

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

give the Gen Alpha kiddies a little treat, let it be this Sunday so that 6/7 becomes even more hilarious to them/annoying to their parents

Oh my God The Day I Picked Up Dazai manga adaptation

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

You can lie when you name things