sophie

ok but life is too short to even really care. i am embracing shamelessness until shame does not exist in my dictionary at all

at my funeral, the audience will watch my favourite comfort movie and whoever checks their phone first gets disinherited.

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

if wired earphones have a million fans i am one of them. if wired earphones have ten fans i am one of then. if wired earphones have one fan i am that fan. so on and so forth i can’t remember the rest of this meme

making bad art and dressing weirdly and collecting random things and listening to silly music is actually so important

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

i love when i pull up a google doc and type poetry in it at 3am thinking im having a moment of inspired genius and i look at it the next day and its the stupidest shit i have literally ever read

OH!! He did a little hop :)

oh so you’re just going to wear a black turtleneck?? like some kind of slut????

how is there so much going on inside of my head but aIso literally nothing