I’m Richer For Having Known You, Friend

locked in? no. i'm tucked in. goodnight

"what was your childhood like?" idk I wasn't there

I think more people need to see this

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

oh my god there are so many animals. you think you've seen them all but then nope! marbled polecat