Oct 24, 2016
What would you do if someone came up to you after a show and asked if you wanted to fuck??
I would tell them “it’s 2016 and you can’t ask people things like this you’re supposed to DM them and talk about it for like 3-6 months and build it up to be incredible and then finally it’ll happen and it won’t be nearly as glamorous as you made it out to be and he’ll probably only last like 5 minutes because he’s been on tour and hasn’t really fucked in a while and honestly his clothes kinda smell because he hasn’t found a place to do laundry yet so anyway no thank you Blake is waiting for me to play magic so I hope you had fun tonight and find someone else ok thank you”
