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- JS: i’m not really a nickname guy • DT: i just called you shorty • JS: that was YOUR choice

- JS: he was like mac and cheese. like a comfort food. he was a comfort voice.

- JS: mama said there’d be days like this… help me dave • DT: godspeed shorty

- JS: why do they do that? why do they sit front row? they were washington fans BY THE WAY

- JS: i thought he said ‘i’m coming to the cottage’, but my lip reading isn’t as good as yours

- BA: i’m fired up, he threw my chair at me! unreal. have another beer.

- brando and lando allegedly doing the splits in the broadcast booth, but we’ll never know for sure

- baptism by fire for 20 year old tom willander (idk if this was shorty or dt or rf)

- *talking about the word rump* JS: well i didn’t go to university like you • DT: *long pause* i didn’t learn that at university

- BA: jett woo just took a punch to the face and had his helmet knocked off but yeah, the refs suck

- BB: first career fight for drew o’connor… looked like it.

- brando spamming “BOJANGLES!!!!” in the ccf

harls dedicated to the stache and short hair this summer

If you dont live in the lower mainland then look into your local community and see if there's childrens hospices and if they are in need of anything and how you can help.

I personally hate any kind morality thought policing. I'm not Catholic or religious and I do not feel guilty over my thoughts. You are not an inherently evil person because you saw two athletes in an interview and went "Hmmm...... what if...." The Feds are not going to come banging down your door because you wrote about one band member dicking down the other and sent it to your friend.

Wondering about other people's lives is very human. Being nosy about their personal lives is very normal. People have been writing fiction about other people's lives since the dawn of time. Some people even manage to write New York Times Bestselling Books that are "historical fiction" or "alternate reality." It does not make you inherently bad to be curious about the details of someone's personal life. That's being human. Being nosy is kind of fun.

The problem, however, comes with the ways in which people engage with it, and involve the real people in this. Harassing an musician's real girlfriend because it doesn't fit into the RPF ship. Showing up at real sporting events holding signs about how certain teammates should kiss. Trying to get actors to sign art of them fucking their coworker. Flooding social media with comments using the celebrity's full name and speculation. There's a line, there's a fourth wall, and there's fandom etiquette.

I hate the question of "Is RPF ethical" because it feels like morality thought policing. Post your fics on locked accounts, censor someone's name when you tweet about it, blow up your groupchat with hundreds of "DID YOU SEE THE WAY THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER??" texts. It's not inherently evil to wonder what other people are doing when they're out of the spotlight. Kill the cop in your mind.

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