Idk Man

Want a wife so I can do really slutty things for her like make her coffee in the morning and give her forehead kisses

They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

Do you ever like physically feel yourself pass your mental breaking point and then all you can think is “oh these next few days are going to be interesting”

Like you’re just sitting there silently and on the outside you seem fine and gathered but in your head you’re like “oh this is gonna hit me like a train any second”

Glad to see all 19k of us are clearly fine and okay

Why is this edited to make it look like Star wars characters are talking