so starstruck!

i must say that i do really like it when reddit users look through other redditors' post history so they can do violence to them

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

I wanna be where you are

costco

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different

Should I have the leftover tamale that made me furiously sick yesterday or should I have something else?

have the tamale

Could you guys give your reasoning for choosing the Tamale that gets me sick?

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor