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we're not kids anymore.
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@danceformepiggy "Randy referred to you and Link as 'a few junkie teens' and I feel like that is especially rude considering how he has harmed your health and got Link unknowingly addicted to cocaine..."
I don't really give a shit
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Lora is a moron who doesn't have any real friends best ignore her stanley @staniscool
Moving here
scott tenorman from south park blog
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Every three to four months i feel like moving blogs well its been 4 and i have that feeling of switching my rp to a main instead of a sideblog
Can Scott and Cartman lay off my grandpa? Jesus
I'd rather lay with your mother instead (:
happy south park day
Ned is enjoying this. clearly. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎😎😎😎
someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old
Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)
Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.
Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.
Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!
Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.
Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.
Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)
Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.
Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.
Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?
Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.
Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!
So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.
Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”
thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated
A handy table for everyone:
Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.
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Scott: I thought I killed you?!
Cartman: Yeah but I'm ok now
Most of the town's people here are sooooo stupid
Exactly mrs. brovflyski
Like / reblogthis post if scott can act stab ,shoot, hurt your muse Just once. Like not a bunch of times bec characters should retaliate.
He has a giant robo suit that comes with a bazooka
There is a chance he'll do nothing its not like he hates everyone
"Can you really do whatever you want online? And is that true for everyone, or just you?"
Yeah, dude. You can even kill people online and there are cannibal dating sites so they can find love online and eat each other’s body parts. It’s pretty funny.
"Does Scott know about that website??? I've heard he's a cannibal. He's also pretty gross and scary already, so I feel like he might have a real chance in that kind of community!"
Maybe I'll eat you i bet you taste like sugar
"Me???? Or your brother? Because you always talk about killing him but you never actually do it."
"Good point."
Takes out shotgun
@cartmanbrah
"Can you really do whatever you want online? And is that true for everyone, or just you?"
Yeah, dude. You can even kill people online and there are cannibal dating sites so they can find love online and eat each other’s body parts. It’s pretty funny.
"Does Scott know about that website??? I've heard he's a cannibal. He's also pretty gross and scary already, so I feel like he might have a real chance in that kind of community!"
Maybe I'll eat you i bet you taste like sugar
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I wish I were dead.
Give me a 100 and I'll shoot you ..
@randymarsh you might want to intervene here. I think Scott wants to eat your dad.
The fuck is your problem?! I don't want to eat him he's far to old but you. Your still fresh.
I wish I were dead.
Give me a 100 and I'll shoot you ..
