strawberri swisher

i haven’’t heard this song outside of this video

he invented the song so his grandpa wouldnt die

Hitting a deer with your car is bad enough, I can’t imagine living in a place where you’re in danger of hitting a fully grown 190 pound kangaroo that gets stuck in your windshield and kicks and punches you while the airbag goes off.

online im a loser but irl im a loser

“i want a goth dommy mommy” women feel unsafe around you

I wish I could change how people perceive me, I'm jost a smol lil bean on the inside of this lorge man body 🥲

you’re 27 years old

don’t piss me off

does anybody know if we have tumblr tomorrow

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen