johnny disaster

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace

@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16

and i am doing art and music for gcse

I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P

I can sing

I was in my school choir

ALL of my writing is handwritten and then OCR'd into text

He's like, our grandfather's cousin or something, but we've never met him or anything

Probably not of much interested especially since I know he was accused of some not very cool things (not that we ever cared to pay much attention, since again we never interacted with him personally), but it's a fact about us that most people don't know 🤷

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I have 8 nieces and nephews, 2 I’ve never met, 1 I only see on Halloween cause they trick or treat at my house.

The oldest two are 11 and 13 and the youngest is only a few months old

The way my family works is like a promotion system, so say you have a cousin who’s going to have a baby, the cousins of said cousin become aunts and uncles, the aunts and uncles become grandparents, and the nieces and nephews become cousins.

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@meelonsquid @strange-nerd-boy @argentleif

@paste-pancakes @sarinalmk @i-m-verysad

I hate cheese like the taste and the texture and the smell are just weird and gross to me idk

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@cosyfroggo @crispwormsoda @harbinger-of-silly

i ate rocks once when I was younger

uhh i really hate eating at restaurants it’s too public and loud and i don’t like ordering and i have a lot of texture issues with foods lol

ummmm umm.. not about me but about my pets.. ive had two cats and both of them are really big for cats?? like theyre just Large. not fat or anything just like.. big. idk !!!!

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I can't eat too much peanut butter otherwise i get diarrhea and throw up. And I am learning japanese so I can play more unlocalized Otome games, i can actually read almost all hiragana at a glance like english(i just don't know what most of it means lol)

hmm... i don't really know actually... i guess the fact that i naturally have a pretty high caffeine tolerance something a little unpredictable, especially given my username ˙𐃷˙

Something I very rarely talk about here is that i love learning languages! (at least when I'm in the mood for it lol)

I taught myself modern Greek when I was 12 - which helped me when I started learning ancient Greek as well - which is something I find really cool :)

As of now I'm fluent in Italian (native language so obv) and English (C2 level), I can read/understand most French and Spanish, some Greek and Portuguese, plus some general knowledge of German and Swedish

I've also tried getting into slavic languages bc I LOVE the culture but for some reason I cannot learn a thing 😭

But yeah haha

all this in addition to my hyper flexibility and my back being legitimately Built Different (hahaha it’s an inward curve from scoliosis) makes me incredibly flexible in a deeply off-putting way and pretty freaking good at dance

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I make my own pins for fandoms I'm in and there's almost always some sort of ink on my skin, either from making said pins or just straight up drawing on myself :)

uhh lets see. did i mention to yall that im proficient in nunchucks

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck i can't think

i've camped overnight (like in a tent) on 4 separate occasions and somehow survived them all

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And ig my fact is that I've been attending the same performing arts school since I was 4.

third time!

i have like three water bottles i use on a regular basis

one i bring to school

one i bring to extracurriculars

and one lives in my room

I’ve always smiled with my bottom teeth hiding behind my top teeth and have been resting my jaw more backwards (most times)with my tongue between my teeth,

I can move it to the correct spot but I find it more uncomfortable and hard(+inconvenient to make sure it’s in the correct spot), so I’ve never tried fixing it.

Haven’t experienced any issues with it so yolo!

my irl friends know this, but i really like history/AP and enjoy the subject entirely, i find it fun and its generally one of the easiest subjects in my opinion. :] and yes, i do have a copy of el filibusterismo(the reign of greed) and noli me tangere(the social cancer/touch me not) though i'm only a few pages in and i hadn't finished it yet ;-;

Me and my friend and sis have made 2 movies, one of which is feature-length (1:42:32 long) and a parody film thats 30 mins long and we are working on four short films each of us making one (including a newer person to the studio making one) so yuh thats my fact

I have like. Five big cases of just discs. Movies. Tons of them. They're my mom's but name an old-ish movie and Ma probably has it

It increases by the month. She gets more discs because she doesn't want to rely on streaming services for movies she loves. She uses streaming to look for movies she would want or doesn't want to rent.

It's so cool.

Any tag time

Lemme go look at my uh.. my tag masterpost

Okay now time for tags

Sorry I don't have anything interesting besides family drama :T

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the same thing goes with my hair i guess because im half fucking bald most of the time and the rest of hair is kinda messy and doesn't suit the formal theme. i'm not a formal style person