Joe Biden's Middle Name is Robinette

jesse. did you just plant those melons jesse. you know those take 12 days to grow. its already the 17th jesse. and you didnt use fertilizer. we arent going to make it. how are we going to get our 5 gold star melons now? at this rate we'll never finish the community center. i hate you.

the way he thought phil was actually going to give him a regular complement♥️ girl have you not lived with him for a decade

is this anything

trunk dexting

NAH = no assholes here

went completely insane a few days ago and was like omg what if i redrew/redesigned every single sdv character portrait. lmfao

(edit: this is the original post that was then reposted to twitter which was then seen by dan and phil)

14 years of halloweens :’)