DanAndPhilLIES

Hello Anonymous User. I apologize for my delay in answering your message. I am disgusted to learn of the lies that Dan and Phil pushed in the title of their horse vlog. As you might have already seen, it does appear that Daniel and Philip have changed the title of the video so that it more accurately reflects the contents (i.e. that it is NOT a day in the life 😔). Perhaps the purity reflected by Teddy the mini horse opened their eyes to the fact that they should be more truthful. I can only hope that Dan and Phil continue on this trajectory of being more open and honest with their fans, though I for one will not be holding my breath…

To Dan and Phil:

as you might have guessed, today i have another appalling lie, this time from "phil" (if that is even his real name). in his video "Ranking My Gay Crushes!", he makes this statement:

again, he states: "i wouldn't want my boyfriend to burst into song at any instance." why might this be considered a lie? well, many people have picked up on hints from dan and phil that they are in a relationship. that is, that dan is phil's boyfriend. the issue, then, lies (no pun intended) with dan howell's propensity to break into song at random times. though many instances of dan singing are catalogued on the internet, below you can see just one example:

however, as you might have concluded for yourself, this is blatantly untrue. photographic evidence has displayed the height different between lester and howell on numerous occasions, including but not limited to the photos found below:

let all who have eyes see the discrepancy between howell’s claims and the obvious difference in the height of these two men. surely howell spends enough time near lester to be able to tell that there is a difference in their stature. we cannot allow him to get away with this departure from the truth!

hello everyone. the merriam-webster dictionary defines "game" as "a physical or mental competition conducted according to rules with the participants in direct opposition to each other" [1]. notice that it's a competition with rules and participants are against each other. naturally, if one were to see a "gaming" channel, one would assume that games were played on said channel, no?

AND YET! the youtube channel "DanAndPhilGAMES" misleads and manipulates its audience with false advertising. as if the name itself isn't enough, the channel has been referred to as a "gaming channel" by its creators [2, 3]:

so, surely it is not the fault of the audience if they assume that this channel involves playing games. however, let's take a look at their previous four videos:

is reacting to so-called phan twitter a game? is forcing someone to watch tiktoks a game?? MUST I BRING UP TURNING SOMEBODY INTO A PIG??? it's plain to see that DanAndPhilGAMES hardly includes gaming at all. however, at this point, it should be no surprise that daniel howell and phil lester love lying.

untruthfulness is their drug and they've been high since 2009.

even their video titles themselves contain lies! in the video "Saying Goodbye Forever," (which, again, is not a game), DanAndPhil announce that, in fact, they are not saying goodbye, but rather bringing the channel back [4]! their deceitfulness has gone on for far too long. now more than ever, we must rise up against the youtube duo known as "phan." we must demand justice! NO MORE LIES! NO MORE LIES!

Works Cited

“Game.” Merriam-Webster.com Dictionary, Merriam-Webster, https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/game. Accessed 5 Jun. 2024.

Daniel Howell [@danielhowell]. "it's official. we have a joint gaming channel - DanAndPhilGAMES! here's our first video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=sVMN-BUlmx8&list=UUuhwvTYFvVZjyBVXc9T7CrA… MONKEYING AROUND 👦🎮🙇 pls RT." Twitter, 12 Sep. 2014, 9:16 p.m. https://x.com/danielhowell/status/510522413797629952.

Phil Lester [@AmazingPhil]. "So happy you guys like the gaming channel :o 💙 100,000 subscribers already?! come join us! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=DanAndPhilGAMES." Twitter, 13 Sep. 2014, 12:18 a.m. https://x.com/AmazingPhil/status/510568145808261121.

“Saying Goodbye Forever.” YouTube, uploaded by DanAndPhilGAMES, 15 Oct. 2023, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYO30KpiVEo.

thank you anon for bringing this lie to everyone's attention! seasoned veterans will recognize this quote from one daniel howell in reference to philip lester's eyes:

some may claim that this is not a lie, but rather just dan being ignorant. perhaps, one might say, dan truly thought that he could go swimming in phil's eyes. however, dan is a man of science. surely he understood that it is physically impossible for a person to go swimming ("the sport or activity of propelling oneself through water using the limbs") in another person's eyes (not made of water, very bad if limbs enter). thus, we should, nay, are forced to draw the conclusion that dan was LYING!

why daniel j. howell would make such a blatant fabrication is unfathomable. this just goes to show that even in 2009, dan was a liar who did not care that he was obviously presenting falsehoods. and the fact that phil lester (AmazingPhil) would go along with said lie is repugnant.

liar might as well be dan's middle name. today we have a shocking lie that there is no hiding from! first, observe this statement daniel james (read: liar) howell made in 2011:

as a reminder, here is what dan's natural hair looks like:

"but wait!" you may be saying. how do i have examples of his natural hair, when he previously stated that we would never see it again? well, audience, that's because danisnotonfire is a PEDDLER OF FABRICATIONS! this man has not touched hair straighteners in YEARS!

if you need further proof that mister howell regularly shows his natural hair, take only a moment to observe the recent uploads of the so-called "gaming channel" (more to come on that).

please, everyone, urge dan to take accountability for the falsehood he presented in 2011!

we cannot allow him to remain silent!!!

You dont have to answer this or anything, btw... It's just some encouragement for the soul🩵🩵

THANK YOU ANON! I WILL CONTINUE TO EXPOSE EVERY LAST LIE THESE SO-CALLED WHOLESOME INFLUENCERS HAVE TOLD!

Love,