hello truth seekers
as you might have guessed, today i have another appalling lie, this time from "phil" (if that is even his real name). in his video "Ranking My Gay Crushes!", he makes this statement:
again, he states: "i wouldn't want my boyfriend to burst into song at any instance." why might this be considered a lie? well, many people have picked up on hints from dan and phil that they are in a relationship. that is, that dan is phil's boyfriend. the issue, then, lies (no pun intended) with dan howell's propensity to break into song at random times. though many instances of dan singing are catalogued on the internet, below you can see just one example:
from all angles it appears that phil is happy in his relationship with dan. therefore, we must conclude that phil actually does not mind having a boyfriend that makes up random jingles at any given moment. thus phil's statement in his video can be categorized as a LIE.
