Call Me Babbs

Okay, I saw this on TikTok, and I have to say I feel 💯% better about my chubby self after this. My dude... Bless You!

He says: “Well let’s see what’s behind this door.” He opens the door and the phantom of the opera soundtrack plays with a spooky sound that denotes the phantom. The screen says “fat girls.” He then says “Nooooo...” and closes it

The camera cuts and a thin Black man is now in the frame. He says: Move stupid, get out of my way!

An off-screen voice says: Bro you’re a chubby chaser?

The Black man says, with a look of disgust: chubby chaser? motherfucker, I am a chubby whisperer. a chubby hunter. My pronouns are moto/moto. [his expression changes to one of reverence] have you not heard the news? first off thick thighs save lives and I will be fucking immortal. second off have you ever watched anime with a big girl? there are three snacks there: the ones you brought, the ones she brought, and her. and I guarantee there’s enough left for seconds. there’s a reason we call them party size. And third of all, have you ever hugged a big girl? every part—every part of them is squishy. God himself does not sleep on a pillow so soft! so soft. [he returns to a look of disgust] and your disdain for them is both ignorant and foolish. you’re a clooooown! [he now opens the door with a look of delight] now if you’ll excuse me— I’m comin’ baby!

Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!

It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.

Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.

Straight girls who see me as their “gay friend” or who say they don’t care about sexuality but wouldn’t date a boy who’s had sex with a boy

Straight people in general who say “isn’t he really just gay” or telling girls that I’m actually gay and faking it with them

Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl I’m the same as the straight people who oppress our community

Gay people who say I’ll never understand oppression or what it’s like to “actually” be gay

i sure hope not

who's to say

that's between me and God

i'll tell you for $100

i don't think so, why?

not to my knowledge

sometimes

No I just work here.

I'm an Artist!

I'm sorry we're out of those, may I interest you in an Amish Paste Tomato instead?

Not until 5:30

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great… You have no power over me.