queequeg died sweetie

mulder and scully are never on the same page relationship wise because he's always like. I'll kill for you. I'll die for you. do you want me to die for you? I'm gonna do it right now. meanwhile scully's like no thanks, could you have a normal conversation with me instead maybe? but he's already pointing the gun to his head

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

"mulder ruined scully's life" ice cold take. scully ruined her own life because she was bored and it made her happy. and it's why she's top 10 characters ever written

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

#bymyselfmaxxing

Idk man my nervous system gets regulated from walking really really fast and elbowing groups of people taking up the whole sidewalk. like that’s what makes me feel at peace