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I guess I can try to be helpful lol

Sean, approaching 30 (horrifying), he/him (for simplicity, I don't really care how you refer to me), gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!

29 has filled me with panic, but, I'm (slowly) coming out of my shell. Really, this just means that I'm reverting back to the annoyingly inquisitive little shit I once was.

Maybe I'll try to be more active on here instead of just reblogs. Anyway, asks are always appreciated (but I will 100% overthink anything you say to me) My boyfriend says I'm a Sour Patch kid but I don't think I'm that sweet 🤪

#me #about me #maybe I'll figure out what tags I wanna use one day

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Zcik on bloosky

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all of these ALSO coexist, specially in a p!nk concert

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P!NK later that night in her hotel room:

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you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel

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first day of pride month

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i think its funny when people are like "you cant blame your parents forever" because like. im permanently disabled because of them. am i allowed to be mad about that?

pedro-reed

Dickie James for ARMY OF MEN

cyannidex33

i get really sad randomly after being happy a lot

i was so happy yesterday and then randomly i was so sad like just genuinely so dreadful and sad and i don't even know why

longseasons

does anyone like me and want to understand me

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So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

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I HAVE FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET

@georgeorwell @lordhellebore @francisperfectionbonnefoy @janiedean and everyone else have you guys seen this gem

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OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL OF THESE RN

wetheurban

May you internalize that it is a privilege to know you, to love you, and to have access to the version of you that you've fought so hard to become.

elordong

𝐴𝑠𝑔𝑎𝑟 𝐾ℎ𝑎𝑛

rainbowgaez

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

rainbowgaez

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

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"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

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I hate the uk government for making me agree with Elon musk

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