that's a damn shame

Alrighty, this is the same parrot as the previous post.

It is important to have a comfy chair, as after a long day one might wanna sprawl somewhere like in a magazine shoot. No? Just him? Oh well. (He’s pretending to be doing it casually. Ladies.)

There’s also the questions regarding the thing that won’t be mentioned here… but does anyone remember when exactly in appeared onboard, insisting that it’s a parrot- and the captain was okay with that (Or is it because owning weird creatures is a good start if you wanna be the very best, like no one ever was)? And how can it speak so many languages?…

It’s worth noting that on the sketch he was fully clothed. But removing his shirt somehow improved it. Go figure.