rich, cozy, and sensual

keep joking about that kink you definitely don't have

sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

Doesn't the idea that you've possibly met your match do anything for you, like at all?

in 50 years the mcelroy brothers are still doing their podcast and they release an episode ending it early "because justin is getting really old and we don't want to have to do a sad one" and then justin starts coughing a lot and everyone starts talking faster

#guy who was born to be a grave:

FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

Second step is shipping them with whoever they are most likely to become codependent with.

i think the catcher should be allowed to make out with the pitcher during the mound visit. as long as they want. this would be good for morale, ratings, and the game of baseball itself

gansey calls ronan from a ritz hotel room after he and blue decide to get a divorce and ronan listens to the whole spiel in silence before he's like okay so first of all divorce is a sin -