YIKES

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

A rope is not a common household article and in fact if I was invited to someone's party and there was a rope sitting on the table I'd ask about it

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

THIS TYPE OF ENERGY!!!!!!!!!

something about shy men makes me want to eat them alive like a mantis

Not funny, didn't laugh, also your gut microbiome is not nearly as diverse and plentiful as mine

I wonder how ants think

(SENSORY INPUT: ANTENNAE) > FRIEND/FOE/FOOD? > FOE > KILL KILL DIE KILL