when i met all time low on saturday my friend hayley gave jack a chocolate heart and said

“will you be my alentine”

and he was like “what”

and she replied

“you can have the ‘v’ later”

i want everyone to know that every time i see this on my dash i send it to my dad and he’s asked me to stop

Terrifying. In principle there seems to be nothing extraordinary in this photo, but if you go to the original source (click the image), you’ll reach to the freakish original resolution of 70,000 x 30,000 pixels. Then you can enlarge… and you’ll be able to distinguish every single face in the crowd. Creepy huh?

rude man interupting kiss

missing girlfriend torso

found torso, actually boyfriend

headless man

nicolas cage in disguise

disgruntled michael cera 

man holding conversation with half a man

cyclopes spotting 

vulgar words

man sharting himself

and everyone in this picture

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious