hello boys

Dean : *says something egoistical*

Y/N : Here’s a fun idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person we’re caught underneath with, we have to FIGHT THEM

Castiel : so there’s four of them and only one of me but I have my angelic mojo and imma make some enormous flames, let’s fry those bitches

Stranger : Hey, is that guy bothering you?

Jack : *sneaks into house at 2am*

Villain, on the phone : We have him.