i feel normal about good omens

at least south downs cottage makes sense now

also if angels simply do not fuck why is aziraphale trying to watch soft-core porn and why are you bringing that up SPECIFICALLY in the context of the south downs. neil. neil please i just want to talk about this blog post from 2006. you know it's on the internet neil come on neil.

season 3 aziraphale taking crowley’s glasses off sweet passionate kiss in the rain BAM hard cut to them making out on every surface in the bookshop like it’s a shitty 2008 teen movie

“they wouldn’t have sex they’re not humans” aziraphale ate half an ox

crowley thought he was showing aziraphale the injustices of heaven over the last 6000 years but aziraphale just saw how good and pure crowley was.

mean absolutely zero hate by this at all but talking to non book fans casually about certain details of the book is literally the funniest shit ever like yall are so sweet you dont know anything. yes aziraphale gets called a faggot in the book. by an eleven year old girl. and yes crowley revives the dove at the birthday party not aziraphale. and book fans got so mad about this change that they initially boycotted the show when it came out in 2019. dont worry I dont get it either. please continue to be confused about all this it makes my day every time I see someone in my tags be outraged they put homophobic slurs in a book written in 1989 <3

good omens season 2 has actually set me back 5 years in my character development it's so FUCKING EMBARRASSINGGGGGG. I am getting an ineffable husbands tattoo. michael sheen's character in bright young things is my gender role model again. I listen exclusively to hozier now. it's literally summer 2019 again history's always repeating itself and I am never ever ever ever beating the cringe allegations !!!!!!!!!