Persephone's Heartbreak

Said no one like ever

please please please remember that no matter what your manager says, it is never that serious. unless you are literally performing surgery or defusing a bomb, it simply is not that serious

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried

The Collectibles: Best of 2023

I heard ouroboros snake got two ribs removed so he could swallow his own tail

me @ me: um, calm down

I put a smell on you

cats when they headbutt you

and now you’re mine