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This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

The look in his eyes is majestic.

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.

with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace

and every time we kiss i swear i can fly

I laughed more than I should have

A male president? I dont know,…what if he gets a boner and we have another cold war

what if a girl rejects him and he goes on a killing spree?

What if he sleeps with one of the interns? You know men can’t help themselves.

What if he gets kicked in the balls? I hear that’s WORSE than menstruation even