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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

The shadiest box of crayons.

does it have … Fifty shades of gray?

no it clearly says eight

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

When a girl tell you she feel safe around you, you won. 

If random strangers threw side missions at people in real life, unemployment would not be a problem.

being a woman is just constantly hating your immediate present self and then looking back and hating your past self for not appreciating your beauty and opportunities at that time and it just goes on like. forever

the sound that just came out of my mouth-