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remember when trump first announced that he got covid and the possibility of him biting the dust was dangled in front of us… those were the days

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A mechanical pasta cutter in action. If you like this you might also enjoy seeing

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Fuck I love seeing

fischotterkunst

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

fischotterkunst

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change.

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things.

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

hideousgourd

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

june-egbert-official

OP how could you

I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!

utopians

I deserve to have a body horror mode. Like I should have a second form that’s just really bad to look at

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batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022

at this point the toxic waste he fell into fucked him up so bad he wont eat anything that hasnt been mashed up and irradiated so the arkham doctors just throw random shit in a pot and mash it up for him. he loves it

the-joker-hates-sjws

If I want the mush I’ll just get the mush. Arkham is the world’s first prison constructed entirely out of Kleenex

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this is the only funny comment anyone has ever made on this post. including my comment

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foreveriallyzombified

i want all apes to experience pure, unrestrained joy.

foreveriallyzombified

addendum:

i want all monkeys to experience P.U.J. as well.

glumshoe

I looked into the “I’m a luxury few can afford” sweater, and apparently it’s from a knitting pattern book called Wit Knits from 1986 that included a lot of gems… but best of all was this sweater, which I desperately need to own:

Just LOOK at this incredible grumpy old gay robot sweater. Look at it.

slightedtrashqueen

Its Bernie Sanders

glumshoe

My god you’re right.

lloerwyn-deactivated20201104

I looked up Wit Knits and you’re right, every one of these designs is fucking fantastic:

lillyoftheally

im the man with banana on his sweater holding a fuckn pineapple

sleepnoises

indisputably, it’s guys

10% of proceeds from this batch will go to Feed the Block San Jose. thanks for looking at em!

#to buy #👁👁

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much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn

just figured out halftones exist, feeling good!

#redrew an old thing that got me a lot of notes >:o)#davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #homestuck #homestuck fanart #digital art #my art

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nsfw fanfiction of real people is weird but so is sfw fanfiction. the problem isnt just nsfw works but the entire idea of treating real people like fictional characters.

theamazingspiderman

Electro’s power can not be contained.

pissvortex

Electro’s power can not be contained.

butchflirt

Electro’s power can not be contained.

maxknightley

I miss when this website was big and we regularly got actual major corporations trying and failing to grasp simple concepts like “what makes a gif cool instead of incredibly embarrassing.” anyway Electro’s power can not be contained.

sweetvictorie

ive never seen hannibal but in my brain hannibal lives in a big vampire castle and will also lives there but on the opposite side of the house and they dont see each other all day until they meet every night for dinner and sit on opposite sides of a very long table with fancy silverware and eat dubious meat and hannibal says “so tell me will.” and then they go to bed

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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desinteresse

Love it when autistic kids are just…vibing u know?

desinteresse

‘‘She’s been staring at the washing machine for 45 minutes’‘

rcktpwr

people making fun of the west coast as if drugs and saying “dude” arent two of life’s greatest pleasures

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