Immediate attraction is pure narcissism.

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

Omg

Oh my god. This is beautiful

Based on this post from streepytime

all these eggs and you still ain’t getting laid

fly

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring

schools should replace math with cat physics.