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god. it was very funny to hit Dan with a green shell, think “oh shit I really just hit him” then hear “YOU FUCKING BITCH” a few seconds later on the stream 😭😭😭 going to be thinking about it all week lol

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

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"is it problematic to pet play as an endangered species that shouldn't be kept in captivity"

hey ummmm. dan and phil kissed in front of the camera while filming pinof 1. and they’re not married… yet. and they call each other homeslice. and sing together while doing the dishes. does anyone know how to process this.

ignore dan saying "piss in me" i genuinely didnt realize he said that i was too locked in on the other stuff

the pinof kiss being real is making me fucking spiral how were all the most unhinged phannie theories from 2015 real. how did all those teenage girls clock them with the power of a thousand suns

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it