Dalia

My father never gets excited for anything but the moment Sevilla won...he called me screaming and excited BONO WON , NESYRI WON

He's gonna be like :

"Oh Kyky, you're not happy ? 👉 Bench "

"Oh Messi, you're not happy ? 👉 BENCH (and his real madrid heart would be singing)"

"Neymar. Try staying alive."

"Marquinhos, you absolute fucking failure. *snatches the armband* fuck right off, I don't wanna see you."

"Verratti, you can destroy your lungs if you want to buy why destroy our midfield ? You're not playing until you stop smoking."

"Soler, do you know the difference between you and solar screen ? One of you is actually useful."

"Vitinha, Bernat. There are some short guys who are talented. And then, there are some guys who are just short."

"Ruiz, you sad excuse of a human being. You give Spain a bad rep. You give redheads a bad rep. Are your parents even proud of you?"

"Donna, there's no use of a tall goalkeeper if he's cross-eyed."

"Ekitike, you know who you remind me of ? String cheese. Tall, dangly, wobbly, and plain."

"Campos. Listen here you frog looking face, I don't care if Nassar puts a gun to your head to do what he asks, if you don't listen to MY needs as a coach, then I swear to God I'll sabotage this season so bad you'll be beheaded by your wife herself."