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I was tagged by @smallconsciousthing
Nickname: CJ
Zodiac: Pisces
Height: 5âČ6âł
Last thing I googled: North American Culture (I was doing a Geography project)
Song stuck in my head: Dinero by Jennifer Lopez. My mom was playing it.
Number of followers: 198
Amount of sleep: 6 hours
Lucky number: 18
Favorite song: I donât really have a favorite, but Iâve lately been listening to a lot of Stray Kids and Black Veil Brides.
Favorite instrument: I play flute, so probably that, also piano and guitar
Dream job: I either want to be a clinical psychologist or an elementary school teacher.
Aesthetic: It really depends on my mood. Some days Iâll have more of an edgy punk/emo aesthetic, and others Iâll prefer softer pastels.
Favorite author: Wow, thatâs a hard one. I read so many books itâs hard to choose a favorite. I think Stephanie Collins is definitely one of them. I canât think of any more off the top of my head.
Favorite animal noises: Cats purring, that little squeak that otters make, and the wierd grumbles that my dog makes
Random: The stars shine brightest when the night is darkest
@laughuntilourribsgettough @xx-art-is-the-weapon-xx @goswlogpncmcrfobpjstltruaqhtma42 @if-yuri-plisetsky-wasnt-gay @mistythegirlfluxmess @quiteliterallyhotsauce @wilwheaton @ersiqosja @yoonmin @ikimaru @outrojk @fuckyeahgaycouples @gayarsonist @harryjunes @kara @xxwitchyxwomanxx @vendetta06
Thanks for the tag @anonanonymousanonanon
Nickname- Tuntuni :3
Zodiac- Leo
Height- 5ft. 2
Last thing I googled- âMemoirs as a source of writing Historyâ
Song stuck in my head- nothing at the moment.
Number of followers-
Amount of sleep
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Tagging @epanije and @shadowy-lady-collective for now. :)
Thanks @messybits for the tag! đ
Nickname: Abha
Zodiac: Virgo
Height: 5ft 3"
Last Thing I Googled: Perks of Being a Wallflower
Song Stuck In my Head: Wish You Were Here by Incubus
Number of Followers: 28
Amount of Sleep: Whatever it is, Iâm not satisfied đ
Lucky Number: âGood Luck is a Shamâ, so said Nemesis
Favourite Song: Currently Alpha Dog by Fall Out Boy
Favourite Piece: Four Seasons by Vivaldi (yes, yes, Iâm basic)
Favourite Instrument: Violin, Electric Guitar, Drums
Dream Job: Shanât tell you ;D
Aesthetic: Pete Wentzâs guyliner
Favourite Aurhor: Rick Riordon, Satyajit Ray
Favourite Animal Noises: If the animal is a baby then itâs noises are freaking adorable. It just has to be tiny.
Tagging: @grassberry639 @babinicz @thedragonwriter42 @bisexual-travesty @thecaffeinatedresearcher @thisisntlingling @chilled-ice-cubes @tristemente100 @seraphina-herondale @lavinesia-violin @ladyslytherin07 @oohbabycupcakes @lightshelldarkyoak
Thanks @epanije!
Nickname: pie (thanks ally)
Zodiac: Aquarius
Height: 5 foot something ksjfhgjd Iâm not sure
Last thing I googled: periodic table of elements
Song stuck in my head: I did something bad by Taylor swift
Number of followers: 67 I think?
Amount if sleep: like 5 hours
Lucky number: do people actually have lucky numbers
Favorite song: currently⊠paper rings by Taylor swift Iâve been listening to it over and over for the past 2 days
Favorite instrument: guitars are cool
Dream job: idk yet something with science?
Asthetic: again, idk
Favorite author: rick riordan
Favorite animal noises: people have favorite animal noises!?!?!
Iâm going to tag @anderhummel @blaine-andersxn @justyouraverageravenclaw @kuiinncedes @20xbetterthanu and whoever else wants too :)
Woo! Thanks @oohbabycupcakes for the tag :)
Nickname: Miri :)
Zodiac: Cancer
Height: 5 foot 6
Last thing I googled: reddit
Song stuck in my head: Bad At Love by Halsey
Number of followers: 11 (rip)
Amount of sleep: 5-6 a night usually.
Lucky number: 7!Â
Favorite song: Right now itâs Falling by Harry Styles.
Favorite instrument: I play the euphonium, which is basically a mini tuba.
Dream job: Poet or fashion designer
Asthetic: Vintage librarian or rich schoolgirl, but like ⊠very very posh.
Favorite author: Ruta Sepetys
Favorite animal noises: I guess a bird call?
Tagging @luckycupcake2 and @sapphic-squid
 Thanks for the tag!
Nickname: So many stupid ones from my friends but I guess just Ari
Zodiac: Leo
Height: 5 foot 5 I think, somewhere around there
Last Thing I Google: Hereâs That Rainy Day Stan Kenton
Song Stuck In My Head: Hereâs That Rainy Day by Stan Kenton
Number of Followers: 431
Amount of Sleep: last night I got 8 but it differs every night
Lucky Number: I donât have a lucky number but my favorite is 576
Favorite Song: I donât know
Favorite Instrument: Trumpet or Piano
Dream Job: Something Culinary
Aesthetic: laid back chaotic
Favorite Author: me obviously
Favorite Animal Noise: my catâs purring, itâs very calming
tagging: @homosandhomies @tryingtofindwhoiam @theyaskedmeto @personalgarbagepile @kurtanaaa @mostlygleethoughts @pluto-flavored-cherries @fruity-dean @grassberry639 @anyone else
 thank you for the tag @epanije and @sapphic-squid!!! xx
Nickname: I have a sister so essentially anything starting with K (generally meshed with some sort of uncreative slur), berry, k squared, viska, kabbo
Zodiac: Pisces
Height: a little over 5âł4 I believe
Last Thing I Googled: âturn around bend over ill show you where my shoe fitsâ
Song Stuck In My Head: Make Me Feel by Janelle Monae
Number of Followers: 91
Amount of Sleep: uhm how do I put this. itâs five am, but I sort of napped for four hours before I got up in cold sweat around 3 because Iâm not done studying for my test tomorrow and I wasnât supposed to fall asleep? soâŠfour hours I guessÂ
Lucky Number: 6 and 39:) (I knoooooow Iâm full of surprises)
Favorite Song: âŠyeah I donât do that
Favourite Piece:Â depends on how broad this is? Iâm not the most classical person so some of these are kinda kooky but I still love them so what the heck lmaoÂ
 I looooove the pieces on the Catan soundtrack (lol), Life in Technicolour by Coldplay (is that too alt?), Dancing Rhythm by Circus Band (everything by them thatâs on Sounds of the Orient actually), Coals, everything by Adrian von Ziegler but specifically Prophecy, NOTSD or Into the Wild, and the Indian tribute to Everglow/Paradise by Tushar Lall! that said if I had to go with a classical piece Iâd probably pick either Spring or Autumn too high five @epanije (except yours is actually an informed choice and mine is just one of the six pieces I remember) (see this is why I didnât answer the song question Iâm essentially a teenaged lesbian Chidi Anangonye)
Favorite Instrument: piano or the violin but Iâm biased
Dream Job: working in the government haha
Aesthetic: @sapphic-squid Iâm stealing yours Idk how to answer this and âlaidback chaoticâ *cough* gay *cough* seems to cover it xD
Favorite Author: Alice Oseman obviously.
tagging @sugarcarnation @starry-tea-party @tthankstoyou @candorsmartmouth @anywaysimlesbian @luckycupcake2 @really-gay-warbler @swiftie-potterhead13 @proudly-so @cottonsockssssss @crayonstoperfume @mari-chaa @astroloregui @queer-as-frikc @notrheady @jessandroryaregayfightme and anyone who wants to
thanks for the tag, @grassberry639 <3
Nickname: dont really have one =\
Zodiac: Virgo
Height: 5âČ8âł to 5âČ9âł
Last thing I googled: child marriage in india (for a project)
Song stuck in my head: august from folklore =)
Number of followers: 1777
Amount of sleep: 5 hrs
Lucky number: tf is a lucky number
Favorite song: I donât really have a favorite, but Iâve lately been listening to a lot of conan gray and Troye sivan.
Favorite instrument: piano and violin =)
Dream job: journalist
Aesthetic: It really depends on my mood. but its mostly flowery lol
Favorite author: Wow, thatâs a hard one. right now, its proly agatha christie
Favorite animal noises: cats purring and birds =)
tagging anyone who sees this also @serenesavagery @ice-dispenserÂ
thanks for the tag lily!!
Nickname: padawan, susan, donkey
Zodiac:Â aries
Height: 6âČ0
Last thing I googled: taki taki meaning (this is embarrassing)
Song stuck in my head: carolina, harry styles
Number of followers: 428
Amount of sleep: 9Â hrs (hehe)
Lucky number: why the fuck would i have one but, 13
Favorite song: invalid question. im not answering this
Favorite instrument: cello
Dream job: âŠi dont know, but i have no choice other than becoming a doctor
Aesthetic: i dont have anything specific, could be everything
Favorite author: benjamin alire saenz
Favorite animal noises: snort of a pig, moo of a cow, tiger growl, cat purrs, birds
no pressure but tagging @anyone who wants to and @best-selling-show @serenesavagery @anxious-ace-dork @arrigatoroy @whoman-hooman @bad-puns-n-finger-guns @coolgirl10Â @hometothecanyonmoon @stars-triumphant
Thanks for the tag @ice-dispenser !!!
âȘïžNickname: Tua, Tikki
âȘïžZodiac: Aries
âȘïžHeight: 5"0â(yes Iâm very short)
âȘïžLast thing I googled: best sites to learn JavaScript
âȘïžSong stuck in my head: Can I Call You Tonight by Dayglow
âȘïžNumber of Followers: 142(I love each and every one of you)
âȘïž Amount of sleep: 7-8 hours
âȘïž Lucky number: I donât really know
âȘïž Favourite song: I love many songs, Donât really have a specific one
âȘïž Favourite instrument: Guitar
âȘïžDream Job: Web developer/software developer
âȘïž Aesthetic: Neon lights//2 am talks//midnight drives//Grunge//black and white photographs//old school movies//staying up//computer lights
âȘïž Favourite author: Adam Silvera
âȘïž Favourite animal noises: cat purring
Tags: @coochie-clencher @smh-cuz-idc @too-mentally-unstable-to-live @lonely-cat-of-the-night @rainbowsnowflake @the-weird-smol-bean
Awww thanks for tagging me
âą nickname: G
âą zodiac: cancer
âą height: 5"3â
âą last thing I googled: when did yuzuru hanyu debut at the olympics
âą song stuck in my head: blood sweat and tears by bts
âą number of followers: 71 (HOW EVEN???? I ADORE Y'ALL BUT HOW??)
âą amount of sleep: 3-4 hours, sometimes I sleep 5 hours
âą lucky number: 284(. â Ꭰâ.)
âą favourite song: now I might be biased but history maker by Dean fujioka. Oh and how u like that by blackpink
âą favourite instrument: I donât,,,,really have one?
âą dream job: please donât ask me that question đ
âą aesthetic: the question is vague
âą favourite author: Casey mcquiston
âą favourite animal noises: cats meowing
Tagging: @flaunt-the-weirdness @landsword @bigplansforfish @ anyone who wanna do this
tagged by @too-mentally-unstable-to-live ily!! :))))
nickname: land (or anything u think of rlly)
zodiac: scorpio
height: 5:7"
last thing i googled: âlevi ackermanâ (its his bday today btw)
song stuck in my head: Shinzou wo Sasageyo! (yknow)
number of followers: hdkshdj wtf theres 178 of them im-
amount of sleep: fuck if i know
lucky number: 7 i think
favorite song: uhh fuck its like an entire playlist. thats it. the whole thing
dream job: aha uhhhhhhh-
aesthetic: aizawa
favourite author: @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover
favorite animal noises: catâs purring
tags: @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover @brooklyn-loves-dumbshit @redstalkingdeath @chaoticneutralpansexual @nephiliumpotterpjochasewholock-6 @mythogem @anyone i missed cos brain go brrrr
ajsgdhsgshs thank u land thatâs so nice wATCH me vibrate at ultrasonic speeds while answering this â (also thank you @desti-feeels and @one-more-offbeat-anthem)
nickname: i have a bunch,,, (what can i say, i hoard âem, theyâre practically my love language at this point) so ig iâll just list three? shey, burger, plushie.
zodiac: capricorn
height: 5'9 :3
last thing i googled: âweird names with aâ
song stuck in my head: none atm but i did randomly sing like the entirety of Blank Space while revising earlier if it counts
number of followers: last i checked, 4250 something?
amount of sleep: uhhhhhh five hours đ
lucky number: wish i knew
favorite song: this usually changes very often but itâs been stuck on Blue and Grey for over a MONTH the song is just too perfect i am in love ;-;
dream job: oof. writer?
aesthetic: pastel, white and grey <3
favourite author: tries not to think about when was the last time i read a book iâm gonna stick with jeffrey archer
favorite animal noises: IâVE SAID THIS BEFORE AND IâLL SAY IT AGAIN â THE SOUNDS YOUR PET DOGGO MAKES WHEN YOU COME BACK HOME
tagging @xojo @irrlicht-ghostfront @piratepen @hellfire37 @theninthdutchessofhell @vesrin @daisy-jeon & @mishamishathereamishahereamisha đ
lol im so late to this but who cares, here we go amigosÂ
nickname: anna, tim tam, trex, etc.Â
zodiac: cancer
height: 5âČ7âČ
last thing i googled: i was trying to find out if yoghurt counted as a meal so i could have my multivitamins đ€Ą
song stuck in my head: none atm but it was ââit gets betterâââ by rex orange county, earlier.
number of followers: i actually had to check, havent been online for months. its dropped back to a more comfortable 900. - very chill people who probably didnt notice i was offline :))
amount of sleep: actually like 8 hours, look at me goÂ
lucky number: spontaneous decision, today its 3
favourite song: i refuse to choose. but a current bop is photo ID by remi wolf.Â
dream job: dont particularly want to participate in society tbh but i like the idea of working with plants or animals or helping people. yknow. that kinda vibe
aesthetic: vague but any shade of greenÂ
favourite author: youâll have to fight me for the answer
favourite animal noise: im not one to care much for ferrets but their cute little squeaky noises currently have my heart.Â
not tagging anyone for the usual reason :)Â
but thanks @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover for the tag ilyÂ

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Happy December First, you awesome human being, you! I think you're really neat. Here's to spending the last month of the decade with one of my favorite people on here. Send this chain around! LOTS OF LOVE âš
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âŠIâve been going thru this guyâs twitter for the last hour
Reblog to save a life
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Happy Birthday, to The Worldâs Best Grandma. Hereâs your box of condoms.
Meet Whiskey!!
Whiskey's my sister and her roommate's dog. They adopted her from the street when she was 10 days old and wouldn't have survived the winter, and it's a year and some later, and she's healthy, happy and all grown-up now.
That's kind of what the thing is. My sister and her roommate, are both final year med-school students, and don't have the kind of funds required to take care of a completely grown-up dog. They need to get her spayed, get the rest of the anti-rabies vaccines, and wet dog food.
The total cost of the remaining vaccines + spaying and food, amounts to around 9,000 INR [basically, 120 dollars] and they've only gotten around 4,000 INR [50 dollars] saved.
Which is why I'm making this post on their behalf, and asking for help so they're able to meet their goal, and keep her.
How to GET SHIT DONE
Because it comes up a lot for all of us trying to manage schedules that slam more than 24 hours of work into a day, I thought I would make one giant productivity post for everyone to help us all out (including myself).Â
10 steps to GET MORE SHIT DONE in a dayÂ
JUST STARTâI think most of us find that sometimes the hardest part to starting a task is overcoming the âughâfuck this shit, I donât want to do thisâ feeling. So, trick yourself into it. Instead of saying youâre going to work for 8 hours, tell yourself youâll do an hour⊠and watch that hour turn into 2 or 3 or 4 magically.Â
Action fights anxietyâIf youâre terrified of a project hanging over your head, just start it!! Instead of waiting till tomorrow or next week when things might be right, just start right now! Do something to help yourself feel better about it. Youâll feel better getting through the rest of your day if you donât have the fear. If you wake up at 2 am panicked you havenât replied to an email, get up and do it now so you can go back to sleep in peace!
Make a listâNever underestimate the power of writing it down and crossing it off.Â
Take care of yourselfâItâs hard to work when youâre tired or hungry or havenât worked out, etc. So, prioritizeâmake yourself #1! Youâre fucking worth it. So work out, eat breakfast, sleep 6 or 8 or 9 hours (whatever you need). Do whatever it takes to make yourself feel ready to take on the day.Â
Stay organizedâI have a slightly OCD-type personality. If the desk is a mess, itâs hard for me to do my work. So put things back where they belong, take the time to keep things tidy so you can do your best work. Â Â
Donât multitaskâWe all think weâre good at thisâbut the truth is weâre shit. Weâre complete and utter shit at multitasking. Do one thing very well instead of four things poorly.Â
Shut offâTurning away from the work for just a minute can really decrease your productivity. Unless you are actively waiting on a text to hear the test results from your motherâs biopsy or an emergency call from your best friend that your house is burning down almost anything else can wait another hour until you finish your task. Even an email from your boss can probably wait another 10 minutes for you to finish what youâre working on.Â
Be competitiveâBe a better you than you were yesterday. Do more. Show yesterday-you that theyâre a lazy bitch and you can do better!
Refocusâhereâs a list of how to do it in 3 minutes or less.Â
Give a fuck!!âIf you actually care about what youâre doing, youâll be more motivated to do it!
10 very specific ways to get more shit done
Work when you work bestâThis rule that people work better in the morning is bullshit. Some people work best from 5 am to 7 am, but some of us do our best work from 1 pm to 3 pm or 10 pm to midnight. Work when you do your best work and get things doneâwhenever that is!!
LocalizeâPut it all in one place. Stop moving between eight study resources or youâll fail to focus on one thing wellâinstead condense all your study materials into one place and then focus on that ONE thing.Â
Multi-task on the stuff that doesnât matterâIt takes no brain power to clean a counter, so when you have to clean your apartment you can also return the phone calls youâve put off. When you have to stand in line for coffee you can also answer emails, while your lunch is heating in the microwave you can put away the dishes in the dish washer. Get more done in the spaces between.Â
Be contraryâWho says you have to buy groceries on the busiest shopping day? Go at a weird time when other people wonât be there and you can get in and out faster. Donât waste your time waiting in line just because thatâs when everyone else does something. Do things when you can do it fastest!! Hit the post office at 3Â pm when everyone else is at work, go to the gym late in the evening after the post-work rush is over. Do it when you can get it done fast!
Buy the right shitâGo ahead and buy the best tool for the task. If you donât set yourself up right, youâll just spend more time fighting for things to work than actually working!!Â
In armâs reach or screw itâWhen you sit down to work, get all the things you need ready to go so you donât have to keep getting up for more paper or some water. If itâs not within armâs reach, move it or screw it!
Bribe yourselfâNever underestimate the power of a piece of chocolate, or a night out at the end of the week, or an online shopping spree for that shirt youâve wanted.Â
Turn it up (or turn it down)âIf you hate the quiet play music, but if the sound is too distracting shut it the fuck off. Work in a space that works for you.Â
Deep endâwelcome to it--Do the hard stuff first. Youâll lose energy as the day goes on, so leave the easy things for when youâre tired and donât need as much will power.Â
One touchâYouâve probably heard this one before, but hereâs my irreverent version of it. Pick it upâdonât put it the fuck down until youâre done. If you get an email from your professor saying you all have to complete a required form, do the fucking form now and email it back immediately. Why spend more time later having to look at that damn email again? If you realize youâre out of paper towels, check your level of tin foil and tissues while youâre at it so you can go to the store one time. Do it once, do it right, donât fuck around.Â
Oh, and donât forget to give yourself a break when you need it. Not every day can be a day where everything gets done. :)Â
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If i ever spell something wrong I did it for comedic purposes. I know everything don't forget that