Paint A Smile

How late is late before you buy one of those sticks and pee on it?

If you are around a week or even two of your cycle, that's when you buy. Good luck.

Yup.

With little clothes on? Don't make a mess. 

You don't go all rain on my parade reference Clar. I will come to your house at the crack of dawn and starting singing it now. That song gets stuck in my head for weeks! Weeks. Probably the same amount of time it'll take for your mind to get out of gutter.

I will rally up a huge crowd that want to listen to you. Even some friends of your's of course. 

  It’s kind of what I’m known for, well other than my pieces. But yeah, sure, maybe I should just have a mini concert or something. 

That sounds great. You should have a mini concert. I would love to hear you play.

You play piano? Very nice. Can I hear you play?

You say that and you haven’t even seen him nake…. It’s a gorgeous- Damn it, Dai, the las thing I need now is to fantasize about my ex being naked and tied to my bed!

Okay Clar. I think I get the picture. Not my thought you are thinking of him that way. Get your mind out of the gutter Clarence.

Until you see this man fall off a horse and writhe around in pain. Nothing sexy about it at all. Thanks for the sympathy. He’s still laughing. Every time he brings me something. Fat ass. 

You poor thing, I can massage it if you want. Though it is kind of funny, not saying your dad should be laughing all the time at you. You have to laugh it off at some point.

I fell off a horse today and broke that little bone in my ass. Feel free to laugh. I don’t think my dad shut up the entire ride to the hospital. 

I was about to say, nothing sexier than a man riding a horse. But sorry you broke your arse bone. Was your dad laughing the whole way too? 

Wolves aren’t pets. Wild cats aren’t pets. But they became pets.

I think people are crazy but that's the world for you.