The Daily Jaden

Oh my god. Not even ugly !! ;)

If anyone saw how I dance in my car alone, I’d have no friends

If anybody saw me dance I'd have no friends.

No good sir. I do believe that those are the fruit know as "tomatoe".

XDDDD

I have an ugly face :(

I would love to agree, but I can't kill a bag of Doritos..

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

Literally every day ever.

spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute

Yes yes yessssss

This is why men do not understand women...

OMFG JIGGLE OMG bebe-and-also-bebe

OMG I LOVE IT

DEM EARS

SO CUTE but it reminds me of my cows

Your cows have nothing on the piglets I’ll have.

I know. That piglet makes me want to trade my cows for two of them

Do it. Then send me one

I legitimately want to

Good good.

Tehe were did I come from on this post

you’re prob here because bacon.

*cries silently to himself in corner*

lol no. I’m kidding. you’re here because pigs are cute and you’re gonna buy me one.

I have a pig. I can confirm they do jiggle.