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Girl: *gets out of bed in the middle of the night*

*demon claw suddenly reaches out and grabs her ankle*

Girl: *looks down, irritated* Can't you do this when I'm more awake?

Demon: *forced deep voice* THIS IS MY JOB!

Girl: Can't you find another job?

Demon:... in this economy and my education level? *pops head out from under bed* Are you serious?

Girl: Actually, yeah.

Demon: *crawls out from under bed and sits next to the girl* I'm not really qualified for anything other than paranormal hauntings and mental torture.

Girl: Ever consider college? Or maybe a technical program?

-3 hours later-

Demon: And that's why I went into the horror business. I mean, you're right, I shouldn't have caved under my dad's pressure of 'I'm a nightmare demon, tour mom is a nightmare demon, your great-great-granddad was a nightmare demon'. I'm just not sure what to do with my life right now...

Girl: *pouring both of them another cup of tea* My college has open-enrollment until next Tuesday, you could go into general studies and get a few scholarships easy.

Demon: Really? It's not too late?

Girl: *sipping tea* Nope. Actually, I have to go pick up some papers tomorrow...today... so why don't you come with me? We can grab a bite to eat after.

Demon: That... I think I'll take you up on that offer.

-5 years later-

Mr. Demon is a math teacher for a local high school and the girl is a professional journalist and works for a few newspapers between writing books. Demon and the girl started dating seriously their second semester - they moved in together about a year ago. They have 2 cats. They're happy.

#fix-it fables #my writing #this was a cute idea to me #I'm dying!

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Try. Try. TRY. TRY!! KEEP TRYING!!!

#encouragement #try #support #positivity

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, then along came a spider that sat down beside her... Spider: *half-cute anime girl centaur-spider* *blush* hi. *i hope i don't scare her* Miss Muffet: hi. Spider: I like your bonnet. MM: Aww, thank you. Spider: *blushes harder* MM: Your hair is really curly and cute! Spider: *blushing crimson* ...thank you... -7 years later- Spider: I do. MM: I do. Judge: Then I'm happy to pronounce you arachnid and wife. Brides: *kisses*

#fixed-fables #my writing #I want cute lesbians in nursery rhymes!

Well... I've been dead for a while. Might re-tool this old account for a new project. See you soon!

#daily speaks

Repeat after me: Sometimes people you love can be bastards. Even if they’re your family they are not allowed to hurt you - mentally or physically.

It’s okay to walk away.

It’s okay to be happy.

#Daily #support #encouragement #I'm here

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There are few problems chocolate can’t solve.

#Daily #chocolate #problems #advice

Sometimes you just have to walk away...

...other times you have to walk back with a sledge hammer.

#Daily #thoughts #yeah

If there was a pill for happiness the general public would probably be deprived of it so the large corporations could release it in small amounts but at a high price just to suck people dry - but the people wouldn’t mind paying out the wazoo if it gave them a small ounce of happiness.

#Daily #thoughts #not a great mood

Me: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Me: Cause 7 is a bloody psychopathic stalker that needed a restraining order. Why else would 6 be so afraid?

#Daily #I'm bad at jokes

At 3AM: “I’m going to bed!”

At 6AM: *Still playing on my phone wide awake*

#Daily #Actions #Yup #phone #I never sleep

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chyeah-yeah

Gaston really is the most terrifying Disney villain because he could be anyone in the world.

justplainsomething

Later he convinces the whole town to set up his wedding with the knowledge that the would-be bride would be thrown into it. Everyone finds his creepy-ass tactics as cute and “boys will be boys” esque. So yeah, he is terrifying.

beeftony

Yeah, the truly scary thing about Beauty and the Beast isn’t that Gaston exists, but that society fucking loves him. People who deride the movie by saying it’s about Stockholm Syndrome are ignoring that it’s actually about the various ways that truly decent people get othered by society. People don’t trust the Beast because of the way he looks, which only feeds his anger issues and pushes him further away. Gaston isn’t the only one who criticizes Belle for being bookish, either; the whole town says there must be something wrong with her. And her father gets carted off to a mental asylum for being just a little eccentric.

Howard Ashman, who collaborated on the film’s score and had a huge influence on the movie’s story and themes, was a gay man who died of AIDS shortly after work on the film was completed. If you watch the film with that in mind, the message of it becomes clear. Gaston demonstrates that bullies are rewarded and beloved by society as long as they possess a certain set of characteristics, while nice people who don’t are ostracized. The love story between Belle and the Beast is about them finding solace in each other after society rejects them both.

Notice how the Beast reacts when the whole town comes for him. He’s not angry, he’s sad. He’s tired. And he almost gives up because he has nothing to live for. But then he sees that Belle has come back for him, and suddenly he does. In the original fairy tale, the Beast asks Belle to marry him every night, and the spell is broken when she accepts. In the Disney movie, he waits for her to love him, because he cannot love himself. That’s how badly being ostracized from society and told that you’re a monster all your life can fuck with your head and make you stop seeing yourself as human.

Society rewards the bullies because we’ve been brought up to believe that their victims don’t belong. That if someone doesn’t fit in, then they have to be put in their place, or destroyed. And this movie demonstrates that this line of thinking is wrong. It’s so much deeper than a standard “be yourself” message, and that’s why it’s one of my favorite Disney movies.

In a world where sitcoms can’t make a joke without making the wife-character out to be an attention-whoring nag...

...no, really, that’s all I have to say. Sitcoms, stop.

#Daily #comments #thoughts #sitcoms #ROMCOMS TOO

I never thought I’d see myself at this point in my life, but I’m drinking chocolate milk out of a can. I feel so low.

#Daily #Yoohoo!#to be exact

Make flower crowns. I mean it. Go out to your yard or the nearest park, pick a bunch of those purple-white flowers that grow EVERYWHERE and make a flower crown. Wear that damn thing with pride.

#Daily #thoughts #flower crowns #mainly cause I foundsomeone #that didn't know how to make one properly

Watching a cereal commercial like - why do you have to decorate your rice krispies?! By the time you’re done making a T-rex out of fruit the cereal will be soggy and gross. It makes no sense!

#Daily #thoughts #TV #commercials #watching

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Stop!

- Get up

- Stretch

- Get a drink of water

- Open the blinds

- Go get the mail

- Feed your pet (If applicable)

- Text/email that person back

- Take a shower

- Eat something

- Takeout the trash

- Do your dishes

- Finish that homework assignment (if applicable)

- Make sure to get some rest tonight

OK

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#Daily #advice #please take care of yourselves

If it can be done tomorrow, just get it done today. Save yourself the hassle. Get shit done. Then take tomorrow off as a reward for getting it done a day earlier than you thought you would.

#Daily #thoughts #advice #get shit done

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