#fixed-fables

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, then along came a spider that sat down beside her... Spider: *half-cute anime girl centaur-spider* *blush* hi. *i hope i don't scare her* Miss Muffet: hi. Spider: I like your bonnet. MM: Aww, thank you. Spider: *blushes harder* MM: Your hair is really curly and cute! Spider: *blushing crimson* ...thank you... -7 years later- Spider: I do. MM: I do. Judge: Then I'm happy to pronounce you arachnid and wife. Brides: *kisses*