I love you, with every fiber of my being

Danny: It's unhealthy to eat past 9 PM. Luke *eating pizza at 3 AM*: Oh man, good thing time is an illusion.

Jess *talking about Dani*: If you're going to give grapes to the baby, make sure you cut them in half first. Danny *visibly confused*: Luke: The grapes, babe, not the child. Danny: Oh, thank Luke.

Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Danny: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Danny: What if the ‘g’ in ‘gif’ is silent? Luke: Please go to sleep. Danny: What gif I don’t want to?

Luke: Maybe if I just work harder then this empty cup will be full again. Danny *gently*: Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill? Luke: Maybe the cup just needs to lock the fuck in.

Danny: It’s not gay if I want to date Luke, but as colleagues, right? Frank: I am no expert, but that sounds pretty gay. Jess: I am an expert. That’s gay.

Danny: Ugh, why did I eat so much?! Luke: Because the sign said 'all you can eat' and you took that as a challenge.