BREAKERZ

if u reblog this in 45 seconds u will meet ur favorite musician(s). no matter what. they will be raised from the dead 4 u.

Y'all really have the audacity to be surprised when your hedonistic lifestyle is unfulfilling

they got internet in the 1300′s? dope

I’m so desperate to find people who enjoy BREAKERZ I’m near the point of just going door to door like, “Hello, do you have time to talk about my lord and savior, Daigo Naito?”

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

“what’s your name” “lenny” “is it short for leonard?” “no it’s actually short for Dmitri Shostakovich Symphony no. 7 in C major ‘Leningrad’, Op. 60”

Heck, the only holy day we DON’T get off is Ash Wednesday, and that only involves a church service if you’re Catholic.

DING DING DING

Maybe they also are into grunge

#theyre probably not confused and are just the funniest people on earth

You can’t call it a flashback if they still exist....

YOU'RE 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 REAL 👏 VAMPS 👏 FAN 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 HOLD 👏 A 👏 BATTLE 👏 OF 👏 THE 👏 BANDS 👏 AGAINST 👏 THEM 👏 THEN 👏 SERENADE 👏 HYDE 👏 WITH 👏 A 👏 NEW 👏 ORIGINAL 👏 SONG 👏 ABOUT 👏 HOW 👏 YOU 👏 WORSHIP 👏 HIM 👏

I aspire to be the level of extra Daigo was at when he wrote GOD.