Paddington Rights

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

thats because i lied about this

EVERY YEAR

Everyone makes fun of the fandom bitches but every once in a while they drop "Tom Nook and Crazy Redd are divorced" and we all go "Yes. Of course. Absolutely."

It's so funny when even the most jaded haterly mfers on this website quietly nod and go "You're right. I do think Bowser is a present father figure to his kids."