i should be studying rn

having a body causes me so much agony i wish i was just a floating entity with no physical form

25 human years to Keanu is equivalent to like 2 minutes. he hasn’t changed outfits cuz he’s barely started his day

a criminal

A hero

an artist

ch iken….

V i e w s       f r o m      3 0 3 8

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

did anybody else have a moment as a kid/teen where you suddenly realized that you were more than likely never going to have one of those big adventures that you read abt in YA novels. and u were going to just have a normal life with normal problems, and got real sad. and even tho u now see value in a regular life, part of you still wants magic powers and a rag tag group of ride-or-die friends who are out to save the world

That’s why dnd is a human need and deserves a place on maslow’s heirarchy

crazy how men can just exist and i am a carefully crafted performance piece

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!