fantasy. lunacy.

People think I know things and it really pisses me off

Well do you?

NO

paint me like one of your studio ghibli background sceneries

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered