The abyss stares back

Ares is one of those dudebros who thinks eating pussy is emasculating send tweet

Ares is that dude who only ever puts out solid 4/10 dick and his only redeeming factor is that he's never busy and thirsty enough to make the 45 minute chariot ride to your house.

The problem with that is Zeus would be there in 20.

Yeah but the problem with Zeus is that Hera would be there by the time he leaves and at that point you’re better off with Ares

forget zodiac forget mbti…. the real personality indicator is what u pretended to be while u were swimming…. for me personally it was an otter

Pirrhana

Mushroom

so i have some questions about this one

physically stopping in my tracks in the middle of my midday walk because i took two hits, saw a flower and realized that gods cant love the way humans can because love is about survival

ok i was stoned what i should have said was that an immortal could never love the way a mortal can because the reason we love so viscerally is because of our own mortality. we’re born vulnerable and scared and difficult to understand and we only manage to get more so as we age. we need people to love us from the moment that we’re born or we won’t make it. we are constantly trying to understand each other, to love more and to love harder because otherwise we’ll die. everything is fake but love. love is the root of everything. take away capitalism and tear down the skyscrapers and throw away the internet and shit. you would still wake up tomorrow and need to eat, and you would still need someone to care for you when you’re sick, and we’d still need music and entertainment and CONNECTION to each other. and what would prompt anyone to do anything if not for the shared need to survive as a species and to fucking feel some form of being needed in the whole, of being accepted and protected by others. idk how you guys see it but the way we instinctively need to understand each other down to our basic survival instincts….thats pretty metal. 

this is just like troy (2004) when brad pitt achilles said “The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.”

aight i made the ancient greek mental illness test that is are you alcibiades or alexander the great  because there’s a thin line that separates the two in terms of psychological damage and…..yeah you get the picture. 13 questions trust me im both a psychologist and a historian *not clickbait*

This speaks to my soul. It hits home so hard

i just spent the last few hours making a quiz about what circus performer are you i would love if you took it <3

what sign(s) yall stuck in the house with

people who r like “my worst flaw is caring too much 😔” nah bro ur worst flaw is playing the victim