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coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

I’ve built up a high tolerance to funny over the years. This is genuinely one of the few times I’ve ever laughed so hard I’ve started crying. I trust you, Sesamarot. Don't even believe in divination this is just the beauty of RNG.

me and & the girls will map this featureless, infinite expanse of polished bone in an afternoon. we move real quick [girl walk ]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

At this point I've seen like three unconnected pieces of American media set in a superficially idyllic small town with a big fuckoff lake that functions as a liminal boundary between the Known and the Unknown and in which a major character attempts suicide by drowning, and now I'm wondering if the Liminal Death Lake is just a thing American small towns have.

im moving today, so if you turn over the little pebble im often beneath, and dont find me there..? Well you were foolish. Venomous bite

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is