The Pleasurable Zodiac, taken from the newspaper of the town of Prudence
*The following is a work of hypno-erotic fiction*
As Saturn falls into your sixth house, tension will build and drain your energy. This tension will pull your focus away from your responsibilities.
To restore your energy and focus, we suggest turning to the TV. Channel 17 will give you what you need.
Let your entire consciousness focus on the TV. Make yourself comfortable; you’ll be here for a while. Perhaps an entire day.
Don’t worry about your prior engagements, everyone knows you’ll be too busy focusing on your program. It’s for the betterment of yourself and your service to the community.
Welcome to Channel 17’s daily mental programming. I’m your host, Reverie. A special welcome to our Aries viewers who are joining us today.
It’s time to relax. Take some nice, deep breaths. Let the tension drain from your body, your mind, your soul. Feel your mind emptying, all your thoughts drifting away with each breath. Your body feels heavy, barely able to move.
Your eyes will feel heavy. Go ahead and close them. Allow my voice to fill your mind.
Let your eyes close if they haven’t already. Let your head fall back, too heavy to keep upright. If you let out a little sigh, you can let your mouth stay open.
If there’s a little drool on your chin, that’s good. It’s a sign that you’re relaxing.
I know you can relax even more.
Let your legs fall open. I see you haven’t been wearing clothes, which means you followed your instructions from last week’s horoscope. Good Aries.
Doesn’t that feel good? You’re so relaxed that it feels arousing. It fills your mind, body, and soul with the need for release.
But you’re so relaxed that you can’t muster up the energy to please yourself. Just stay there—good Aries—and wait.
You’re in luck. The stars have aligned, and Venus is entering Libra.
Here comes a Libra now. They will happily fall to their knees in front of you, always eager to please.
Just relax and let any of your remaining tension drift far, far away.
Mouth open. Deep breaths. Eyes closed.
Libras are meant to serve Aries. Aries signs are so dominant, so authoritative and strong.
Keep breathing as you inch closer to the relief you so desperately need. Your Libra is doing very well.
When you are ready, your body will release. Good Aries.
Open your eyes, still deep in your relaxation. Admire the beautiful Libra kneeling in front of you. Look at their blushing, tranced-out face. Preserve this picture in your mind.
For the next week, you will dream only about this beautiful, submissive Libra. If you happen to see them in public, feel free to act on any feelings that may arise.
Go ahead and send your Libra home, then clean up as you need.
Feel yourself coming out of trance now, taking nice deep breaths as your thoughts return.
If you continue to feel tension, we recommend watching this program again.
