kang da(ddy)niel

Way to ruin the surprise, Spanish exclamation points

Everybody expects the Spanish exclamation.

OH MY GOD

I wish butch lesbians would hide in my toaster and reveal themselves at suitably dramatic moments.

My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.  

Three students sent me digimons I can’t fucking trust them with anything I give up

Alien royalty that come from a race of superpowered barbarians that have super strength, speed, flight, and energy blasts, with their powers coming from a combination of strong emotions and solar energy, who both start off as hostile but tone down and become heroic after falling in love with a human.

Ah…….annuzzer day in bikini bottem………