disaster bi in action

I sure give bella a lot of shit for falling apart over her relationship of 5 months ending but you know what?? I too would 100% be catatonic if my emo, immortal vampire love left me with no explanation

i’m gonna lose my mind i told my friend i was in the hospital for a suicide attempt and he just goes “oh my god i’m so sorry.... i have some chocolate milk would that help” like not really but you’re doing your best

I love getting called baby like Yes it’s true I am a baby but most importantly I am Your baby so please say it again

I hate to break it to him but this is actually more terrifying.

He’s trying!

he’s doing his best ok

Hey not to sound evil, but if I had the power to cast lightnin bolt on anyone I wanted, I'd use it on people who inconvenience me even slightly

You can tell how someone’s mental health is doing by paying attention to how much emphasis they put on the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” when they’re singing bohemian rhapsody